You didn’t hear a loud “WHOOSH” sound go by overhead, did you?

Please don’t send this jackass to Australia. We’ve got plenty of arrogant, ignorant, racist, white men running the country into the ground already.

Maybe that’s the only time he can get his phone back from his aides? Serious question: how much of his constant attacks on Machado are a heavy handed attempt to frighten other women who have also been mistreated by him from going public?

I don’t even know what this comment is trying to say and I still starred it just because of “Zone Coverage Republican”.

In lieu of Press Democrat he is more Zone Coverage Republican. Spreading the blame out into a zone instead of where it belongs (don’t take a concrete stand on one thing when there are lots of issues etc...) and asking the coach to agree that anything regarding social issues is making people uncomfortable after a win.

I fucking love baseball so so so so so so so so much. Goofy shit like this wont even happen in another sport

Standing after the anthem thing has been going on for years in baseball. It’s a team vs team thing. Has nothing to do Kaepernick.

At least you can enjoy the Cardinals in the MLB PostseasahAHAHAHAHAHA

+1 get off my lawn.

2/5 hellas

But women never lie about domestic violence! We’re supposed to just assume the man did it, condemn him in social media, and ruin his life because the woman said he did it! Fuck due process and waiting for evidence to come out before we pass any personal judgments! He’s an NFL player, and it’s just easier for me to…

More cupholders.

He’s using his “instructions to the maid” voice.

Jamal Crawford Blatantly Carries

What are the facts Chuck?

I’ve got nothing to add here, I’m just thrilled to be out of the grays!

Leave it to an abuser to not handle getting beat.

If my baton hand-off efforts were interrupted by the stroke of a hot Brazilian, I’d probably lose control and just wildly toss it as well.

Everyone circle Sept 12 for the Niner vs Rams game. The Bud Light and windmill punches will flow.

If only there were some sort of apt metaphor to describe this entire Olympics...