*cums*

A clever power move by diving to knock off hockey as the stinkiest sport.

Obvious comment is obvious.

You’re reading a “... for Hillary” where this post does not include one. Donald Trump does not do anything for anyone who is not Donald Trump.

“Right now we’re more concerned about Tre Mason’s well-being than we are his football career. Once the season starts, we can stop worrying about his well-being.”

I’d say this is a shit show, but the aquatic events haven’t started yet.

That’s the perfect reply to such a stupid question. Honestly. He had already said once Brady was gonna be the starter when he comes back no matter what. These dipshits keep asking him the same dumb question. Of course he’s going to get exasperated.

What are the odds he takes a shortcut and becomes a policeman?

I’m hoping this is how things go down at the RNC tonight.

Bob Walk? Looks like we should be calling him...

Two baseball fights in the same season where someone actually got punched pretty hard! What an amazing time to be alive!

The best part is someone clearly took the time to figure out how long the string had to be to maximize ball contact. Damn premeditation and shit.

is this some sort of code?

I rarely find thinking fun. I only think when I really don’t have anything else to do. Thinking is rarely my go to choice for fun activities.

+1 8 ball

I too remember playing Rock, Paper, Scissors at Met games as a kid. My favorite player to compete with by far, was Dwight Gooden. He was always so easy to beat, as he went for the rock every single time.

if you have the chance to watch his first start tomorrow, you shouldn’t pass it up

Searching for it...

if you need this article to know how to get by, you’re a fucking amateur.