And they literally JUST replatformed their website.  I'm sure that's just coincidental.

College offenses get away with so much presnap movement that it’s refreshing to see this kind of crap called. "It's the defense's job to watch the ball" tells you exact what the intent of this kind of stuff is.

Rubbin's racin'

Its not just them.  There are people in the rural south who think as long as they're not twisting their moustaches thinking of ways to harm minorities, they're not "racists.". That since they're not "evil" they can't be racists, because racists == evil.

I bet they don't even back Tobey Maguire

Lots of people.  The best people.

Here’s the thing. If Omar answers this question with the expected “Yeah, it’s bad, I’ve voted against it numerous times, here’s a statement condemning it...” Guess how many news wires pick that up? Is that video going to be on CNN’s front page? Is it going to be aggregated here with a pithy headline?

Boy, you deserve a copy of this game.

Boy, you deserve a copy of this game.

I see you've been reading my fanfic

So, basically the quintessential 80's tie-in NES game. HOW META.

Your tired of explaining it, because you're wrong.

It’s going to be even better after Kyrie has had the team all to himself for a year. Throw a year’s worth of losing frustration at Kyrie’s ball domination game, taking them all the way to an 8 seed, and watch the fireworks. 

Gabe just aggregates what he reads on ESPN. This entire blog is basically a chronological rewrite of the ESPN article, down to the closing manager quote.

Yeah, let’s see that argument in court. Then put up a pic of the screaming 2 year-old and see which one wins.

Sounds a little flat.

Whenever your argument can be aligned right next to the “rape is just surprise sex” joke, maybe it’s time to rethink your argument.

I want to start a spring football league where, at the conclusion of every season, the worst team in the league gets to march the owner of the team to the 50 yard line. They then each get to do 1 physical thing to this man (no weapons, only what you take with you) without repercussion. If the owner is still alive…

Well, he's always told us he was a fuckin' soldier

Big Puppy

Sir, this is an Arby's