McCarthy: “I don’t get it. Aaron always said I was like a father to him.”

Probably playing Battlefield V

Tip #4: don't

I thought it only counted in a mirror, 5 times.

I kept waiting for the punchline.  This post was way too long to not end in some joke.

Currently in theaters, The Sisters Brothers is also worth the time spent watching it. It’s a family drama with the trappings of a Western, and has some excellent performances.

“Under any circumstances” - clearly you are an HOA virgin.

That's the joke... Welcome to Deadspin.

“last-minute decision.”  So, he just happened to have the full Nazi getup available?

When it comes to precision reading, you can’t count on Kinja commenters.

Yes.  It was likely to be a 3 movie deal.

Solo was a better movie than TLJ, by practically any metric that can be used.

PEGGLE 3!!!!

What I don't understand is how this is considered a success.  They have a combined sub count of 40M.  Yet people are acting like having 1.5M viewers tune in is some huge number.

Idk, looked pretty spotty to me.

Stop this. For all that is holy, stop it.

14 priests came rushing to the field to offer to lay hands on the injury.

But, an asshole in his DISCIPLINE.

He just activated Jason's trap card.

HE LEARNED IT BY WATCHING WILL!!!