We sure the Wizards weren’t in the building? Because they made 75% of the attendance disappear.

BUT SHE BREATHES THROUGH HER SKIN YOU GUYS FEEL BAD NOW OK

To be fair, he’d get about 14 minutes per game.

WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS

Just like a Kroos to pull off an Impossible angle. Guess it was his Mission.

Activision charged him $14.99 to edit the tweet 

Is he also aware of the birdsnest hairdo being weird, too?

This is easily the best comment of the day.

Gronkowski finishes wherever he wants.

Its not surprising that Patrick Wilson dominates yet another horrorscape - the national anthem during our national pastime under the commander in Cheeto.

“I make every effort to hide them.”

Uncannily, mine is the “Lasts 2 Minutes Report.”

Jesus, even that gif was enough to put me right to sleep.

Interesting that this is the first time that Dead Letters have been done with full emails of the senders included. Very interesting, indeed.

The dumbest of takes.

lol, no

All that. For a drop of dub.

I can’t be the only one who read the headline and immediately thought “Please, God, let it be Bobby Kotick.”

Holy SHIT:

this video is of a healthy kid wearing a damn hat