Uncannily, mine is the “Lasts 2 Minutes Report.”

Jesus, even that gif was enough to put me right to sleep.

Interesting that this is the first time that Dead Letters have been done with full emails of the senders included. Very interesting, indeed.

The dumbest of takes.

lol, no

All that. For a drop of dub.

I can’t be the only one who read the headline and immediately thought “Please, God, let it be Bobby Kotick.”

Holy SHIT:

this video is of a healthy kid wearing a damn hat

Their notification around this was even more offensive. They popped up a message to the effect of “just a reminder that you can only see a movie once, as indicated in our TOS.”. Like it was always there.

I can’t help but feel this is a regressive step for them, when the situation clearly calls for them to be aggressive. Bee-Eee agressive.

Obi-Wan says “bee” so I’m going with that.

You can’t even get quotes even marginally correct, so I’ll go with the other guy.

I wasn’t going to buy this game.

Oh, yeah. Blog for me, Baby. Write there. Write there. Show me those words. Oh, yeah, that’s good ‘graph.

Looking forward to new headline: Activision Announces Campaign DLC, Coming Late November

“anexcessive abundance of chubby white guys.”

I remember the first time I tried went telling.

Goodness, that shooting form is like someone who was pulled out of the stands to shoot during a timeout for a new Kia.

Hve you ever seen Avon Barksdale and KD in the same episode together?