Uncannily, mine is the “Lasts 2 Minutes Report.”

Jesus, even that gif was enough to put me right to sleep.

“I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.”

Interesting that this is the first time that Dead Letters have been done with full emails of the senders included. Very interesting, indeed.

The people in charge of Star Wars don’t know what Star Wars is, either.

The dumbest of takes.

lol, no

All that. For a drop of dub.

I can’t be the only one who read the headline and immediately thought “Please, God, let it be Bobby Kotick.”

Holy SHIT:

this video is of a healthy kid wearing a damn hat

What, Mother of Rancors doesn’t have range, you say?

Their notification around this was even more offensive. They popped up a message to the effect of “just a reminder that you can only see a movie once, as indicated in our TOS.”. Like it was always there.

Thanos: “I’m gonna wipe out half the life in the universe, because our resources are finite.”

The biggest problem I have with Moviepass is they don’t support “premium” showings (IMAX, RPX, even 3D). I would gladly pay $30 per month if I didn’t have to worry about going to showings that don’t feature reserved seating.

I can’t help but feel this is a regressive step for them, when the situation clearly calls for them to be aggressive. Bee-Eee agressive.

Obi-Wan says “bee” so I’m going with that.

You can’t even get quotes even marginally correct, so I’ll go with the other guy.

I wasn’t going to buy this game.

Oh, yeah. Blog for me, Baby. Write there. Write there. Show me those words. Oh, yeah, that’s good ‘graph.