Yesterday’s Jimquisition came up with some really good points here.

Nowadays, they would have you pay another $14.99 to unlock this content.

RIP, Mother of Rancors

Not one single thing in this post is true.

Something something Mother of Rancors

Game. Set. +1

pffft. Call me when they do it sitting on a rock, from millions of miles away.

I don’t get what the big deal is, everyone knows the peacock is a flightless bird.

A while back, BrittMc went on Clay’s radio show. She flat-out asked him “Do you really believe this conservative angle you take, or do you do it because it’s what people respond to? Like, how much of what you say do you really believe?”

We’re not exactly sure how MoviePass will be able to tell you decided to walk out on a flick rater than sit through it until the credits, but apparently walking out is against the rules.

a parsec is a measure of distance, not time. It’s why the Kessel Run in the EU included a path through a black hole cluster. In order to shorten the distance, you’d have to get dangerously close to a long sequence of black holes.

Now, now. It’s 2018.

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My local theater’s reserved IMAX has 13 combined seats sold for both Thursday night first shows.

This article fails to explain that it was essentially like working the speed bag so that asshole understands how to call traveling in the future.

84%, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!

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The fact that you can only think of 3 off-hand when 9 out of 13 were male-led should be an indicator of the lack of importance such a metric holds.

That man he blew right past is the team’s advisor, Inferred Consent.

loldies basketball.