Anthony’s just jelly because his most creative use of a spoon over an open flame was...well, you know.

Attn: Normal People,

I have had flight attendants insist my 50 lb service dog be shoved under a seat and I have laughed in their fucking faces. I have had a flight attendent try to tell me I, in the bulkhead, had to remain on the plane with my dog to be the last to deplane, just to be a power hungry fuckface. I flipped her off and walked…

I appreciate the sentiment, but also am extremely dubious at the idea that a teen boy isn’t watching porn based on the amount he’s willing to report his use to his mom.

Okay this video. They raided the costume closet from the Disney Channel Original Movie Zenon: Girl of the 21st century and then just had her rock from side to side for 3 minutes. They showed Make Me Feel to the video producers who brought you Kids Bop and said have at it. They brought that Too Faced Coachella unicorn…

Set looks strongly “inspired” by Romeo + Juliet, to me

I came here to say something very similar.

I start a lot of my comments with these three words, but: OH MY GOD.

If I fuck my mayor, will he remove the speed bump/mountain near my apartment?

Gold medal favorite but it’s her food advice that’s really superior.

I believe she is the younger half-sister of Fat Boy and supposedly only 30 years old. As you pointed out, she looks like a smirking ghoul. “Enigmatic,” my ass. Media really is so silly sometimes.

I took the plunge and bought an Instant Pot and I’m IN LOVE. All I’ve made so far are short ribs, but the fact that I made crazy tender Korean short ribs in 60 minutes is amazing. Next up I’m trying pot roast!

This is exactly the kind of heartwarming story I needed. That emotional support hamster article earlier really fucked me up, so thank you for this.

“Former Vet,” unless he has also been a once-but-no-longer-practicing-Veterinarian, is an oxymoron- veteran means someone who has done something in the past; you can never stop being a veteran of something you were a veteran in the past. If you want two words you could say Military/Army veteran, or “Former US Army…

I don’t get it. I’ve used mine several times a week since I bought it about 2 months ago. I just set everything manually and once you get a feel for it it’s easy. And I did spaghetti and didn’t have sauce spatter everywhere, unlike my kitchen aid mixer which has fucked me more times than I can count.

Anyone see him in No One Would Tell, an amazing Lifetime movie that came out on 1996? (If you haven’t, you should. It is nineties Lifetime gold.) Savage played a character who abused and then killed his girlfriend (Candance Cameron) and then pretended like she ran away and “helped” her family try to find her. It came…

i honestly never understood his show

Why does she need to say anything? Why do we immediately turn to the closest woman and burden her with the responsibility of answering for some shitty man’s actions? Why does it always bounce back on women?

If Cecile Richards becomes HHS secretary, I will know we are finally in The Good Place.

Please please please let this mean she is running for office.