Exactly. This is the same for me as a federal employee. We know what everyone makes which is definitely a double-edged sword. I can’t tell you how many conversations have started with, “So-and-so makes how much?!?! But they don’t do sh*t!!”

I am genuinely horrified that anyone is covering who a goddamn 13-year-old is “dating.”

Sure, Millie Bobby Brown is not yet 14, but let’s immediately toss her into the slimepit of gossip as it relates to women celebrities. Stay tuned for such prurient classics as: “Is she still a virgin?” “Will she marry him?” “Are they breaking up?” “Has post-breakup Millie become a skank?”... and on and on and on.

“the makers of Ferrero Rocher, the most random candy.”

Know the best part of dead baby jokes? ............

What the ever loving fuck is Melania wearing? It looks like a table cloth.

Hey: geneticist and soon-to-be-author of a new paper on Cacao diseases. It’s true that cacao is restricted to the tropics, but the main issue with it at this point is the proliferation of fungal diseases. Shade or not, the pathogens can wreak havoc on cacao production at all stages of life. At the moment, most of the…

Literally just last night, USA reruns of ‘Law & Order SVU’ aired an ep where an infowars-esque website accused a Congressman of joining a pedo ring housed in a Chinese restaurant on (I believe) Mott Street, and when the SVU detectives proved it wasn’t true (no basement in that restaurant, either), then the site’s…

Hahaha same! On both! I’m trying a new IP recipe tomorrow and it’s incredibly sad how excited about it I am, lol.

Yep! They’ve been there for years.

Is this on Divisadero in San Francisco? :)

We made it so that she had two houses

That is box dyed hair with a Fantastic Sam’s cut.

In the comments on Ariana’s ig:

My screen name isn’t a reflection on my personality or an expression of my true self.

TBH the bear isn’t even cute... like if it was a cute 150 lb chocolate bear I’d covet the shit out of it.

Yep, looks like a shitty Russel Stover chocolate, so it must be legit.

We went to Target today in the afternoon to get bagels and there were two ladies from my neighborhood buying cheap pajama sets for kids. They decided than instead of giving gifts to their families, they all agreed to spend that money on gifts for the kids served by our food bank. They had gone to buy pajamas at Target…

DAVE MATTHEWS IS IN FACT THE WORST.

The reporters in the WHPB should have all ignored her fucking question about what they’re grateful for, since it took up time when they could have been ASKING SOME REAL GODDAMN QUESTIONS. Why the fuck do these people humor this nasty woman-shaped bag of garbage???