My mother might unfriend me. I should consider doing this. :)

Favorite meme of the whole internet.

He is Jimmy Brooks (aka Aubrey Graham).

I think the first time through it was called LL Cool J...

I’m just a D, but I do need to hold ‘em when I run down the stairs, so I know this ain’t gonna work for me.

*glances down at F-cups firmly ensconced in literally the only bra that works on them*

I mean, he also has a family and is busy with a farm probably other endless work stuff... at some point I get tired of holding everyone accountable for other people’s behavior just because they don’t feel it is their job to publicly condemn every person who has done something awful. Like, can he just be Jon Stewart at…

i kinda want this. i could put it on tables next to me and talk to it.

I saw this in a store yesterday. Inexplicably, it's a Kate Spade handbag.

Very with the times (Costco, so in right now!), durable, and insulated to keep your 5 lb. bag of individually wrapped salmon fillets frozen for a couple hours!

There’s always someone on posts like this talking about thrifty (i.e. superior) they were at their wedding but I’ve got you all beat: not getting married saves SO much money!

I thought the terrible clothes were deliberately designed that way, and were supposed to be part of my punishment for not looking the way society says I ought to. You know, like Hawthorne’s Scarlet Letter.

Sqarr, I can always count on you for a positive word. You are a big ball of sunshine.

Yeah. If you’d kept your hot mess of a husband: Alive, employed, managed, fed and clothed and supported and he KEPT stepping out... I can support her and any woman who says, “enough.”

My brother is one of those. Not the engaged or married part, but holy shit can he not ever be single. And meanwhile I actively go out of my way to be single because who has time for men when you have a dog to snuggle 24/7?

I like face tattoos. It’s a time saver. It means that I don’t have to talk to that person to find out that they’re not particularly bright and they’ve got poor impulse control to boot.

On the bright side, Radiohead is disappearing.

So how do you respond? Bc taking the high-road and being polite isn’t doing shit. At least that’s how I feel.

this family is so goddamn beautiful I can’t stand it