Yeah, I don’t understand why bullies think that their targets won’t remember? It’s not even just saving face, because a lot of the time it’s the bully initiating contact. Like dude, you can’t redeem yourself by complimenting my shoes ten years later. Give up the ghost and let’s move on and hate each other privately.

I have a couple friends from high school I still talk to, but the rest I plan never to see again.

If by “adopt” you mean “acquire cats, bunnies, sloths and capybaras”, then yes. If I could regrow my uterus and give birth to a sloth, I would. But human babies? No.

Huggable Hangers are the best. I am currently in the switch over process. Those plus Konmari have changed my life.

I think the DA overcharged these police officers. She was more likely to get a conviction if she would have properly charged them.

Right?! What’s the point then??

Early 90s Barbie, you say? This shit was my JAM:

Back in the day, my parents had no clue how to use technology and I made my AOL account one of the master accounts. I used to have fun making my older sisters account “kids only”.

With few exceptions, I do this with all humans. I’m just trying to give those who might feel judged and excluded a little extra lately.

I actually saved up for her by not spending my allowance for months. I bought all the books. I bought the computer game. I went to the Brooklyn public library and met the author who signed my book. She was the first doll I had that I ever really cared about. Although her hair is straight - the texture is still thick -…

My stuffed animals. I hated dolls except for the one whose hair grew when you pressed her belly button. Embarrassing confession: I used sleep with a different stuffed animal each night and had a chart with a schedule so none of them would have hurt feelings.

Mermaid Barbie

Call if a phoenix all you want but that’s a goddamn dragon, and I’ve got the huge stack of Weis and Hickman books in my childhood bedroom to testify to my authority in this matter.

is that a Hungarian Bentail? an Affleck Fireball? a Common Welsh Gigli?

I recently had a disagreement with a Lane Bryant manager (in the middle of the store) about how they can even mention “fashion forward” in any context of their brand. When I asked her to point out one thing in the store that was fashion forward, she said that what she was wearing (khaki cargo cropped pants, tank top,…

What is the benefit to folding it correctly? I just kind of wad it up into a ball and it’s fine.

my mother, natch.

Yes! People see my opinion of “no guns for anyone” as “extreme” but I work in public health and I have no idea why people think that something that has 0 advantage as owning a gun and lots of risks for the gun owner and his household members and even friends is seen as anything but a public health threat. I’m willing…

i emailed this to my nanny (aka grandma aka bubby), she replied to me “kindelah, if your parents vote for this buffoon, i’ll adopt you and we can get rid of them.”

Dude. If I had Kardashian money, I’d be in school forever. ALL OF THE MASTERS DEGREES.