That is Lik-M-Aid’s Fun Dip, my friend. And, yes, I do remember it.

Okay I don’t excercize but let me tell you if you KNOW a runner - buy them the muscle roller thing they WILL LOVE IT.

I read them in my early 20’s I really enjoyed them. I would have enjoyed them more as a child but I was in middle school when they started coming out and they weren’t my thing (let’s hear it for 11 year olds who read Stephen King where my Ka Tet at?!?)

Calisthenics for the Disabled probably won’t be nearly as popular.

Don’t ou speak ill of my beloved Toshi, you Godless Whore...

That’s very sad when someone has to scrounge a few dollars worth of cans to supplement their paltry wages. Shame on you, WalMart.

I feel you. I eat more than my husband. I also eat “manlier” food. Whenever we go to resturaunts, servers will almost always give him my meal and pass me his fish/salad. The only reason I'm embarrassed is because I think his food ridiculous. If you eat out breakfast needs to have bacon in it, otherwise, what's the…

I don’t understand why more people don’t realize this - when people are awful to you, you can cut them off and declare them dead to you. You reap what you sow in this world, IMO. In my family, our family tree is kind of without branches (which sounds like that old Jeff Foxworthy joke that if your family tree doesn’t…

I am my bosses gift. I am enough.

Inability or unwillingness to comply with rules or conditions for the housing. I work for an organization that does subsidized housing for homeless families, and we operate on a harm reduction model...but some places don’t. If they operate on a zero tolerance model or require drug testing or AA attendance or whatever,…

Usually, both for a little while. While some homeless folks might qualify for 100% subsidized housing, there aren’t a lot of models for that because it’s not sustainable to house someone for their whole life. 100% subsidized housing is usually in the form of emergency shelters, which isn’t really housing. Most models…

I nominate her second husband for the “Most Trusting Man Ever” award.

Nah, my face knows where it’s at.

Oh, yes. I have a stack organized by date that goes back to 2012. And if you have a bunch to use at once, the cashier helps you figure out what combination gets you the best deal, like when the $5 off $15 can be grouped and when to use a 20% for individual items. Most of them are wicked fast at doing the math for you.

My local BB&B has what amounts to a drugstore inside. The entire left third of the store is aisles of makeup, hair and skin products, and accessories. They have the biggest selection of sample sizes of any local store: an entire wall of teeny products to try. I can happily get lost in there.

Not to brag or anything, but my dog already has her own REAL fur jacket.

This is also on her list, I know I am not the only one thinking it....

18 years ago, I put on a pair of JNCO jeans and a Smashing Pumpkins t-shirt and went to a punk show at my (rural CT) town’s local teen center. There I saw a boy, told him I was going to flirt with him and did for the rest of the night... and then, on and off (and mostly online) for the next decade or so before we…

HOWEVER: Boy did they EVER get Jess right.

Future HOA board members, obviously.