Kids are weird as heck. A friend’s kid insisted he wanted to be a Cheeto this year. He doesn’t even eat Cheetos. No one has any idea why he wants to be a Cheeto, but his mom has been constructing a neon orange felt blob for him to wear anyway, to his immense delight.

I remember being very upset when I was 3 years old because my parents wouldn't let me be an eyebrow for Halloween.

A kid who has heard “Hannah Banana” her whole life. A kid who maybe decided to embrace the hell out of it last year and now she doesn’t eat bananas because “cannibalism.” Possibly.
I’d love to put up a picture but internet creeps, so. :/

I don’t know, but just last week my co-workers were saying we needed to get a banana costume for the office, “just in case”.

As a Jew, I’m really not sure how to unpack this. I’m not religious in the sense that I go to temple or keep kosher or observe Shabbos ( although I may need to incorporate some of this due to JujyJunior), but I dunno if I like this. I don’t impose my views on other folks but this seems like a weird mix of celebrating…

It’s a well-known fact that psychopaths are obsessed with pants-zipping.

#realtalk

There’s no horror quite like throwing your retainer in the trash. Speaking from experience.

This is what’s happening here, except substitute ‘Bun’ for ‘Bald’

UM, “could you be a peach” sounds SUPER condescending, and the choice to use it on DAY TWO of a new job with your BOSS is just ... that’s incredibly bad judgment.

Well first off, “formication” is the medical term for the sensation that resembles small bugs crawling under your skin. But as far as fornication goes, Orthodox Jews have very, very strict rules pertaining to many aspects of sexuality. Premarital sex is forbidden as is masturbation. Even marital sex has to follow…

There are some Orthodox Jews who are shomer negiah and do not casually touch members of the opposite sex ever, unless they are related (and only certain relations are okay) or married. The Duggar “side hug” would be a scandal among certain members of the Orthodox community.

I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from…

I realize that Israel is using these Christian fundies politically and financially but if you’re a religious Jew, how are you not insulted by the fact that they support Israel only because they think Jesus will come down, kill all the Jews and hand over Israel to them?

My mom used to send me care packages, timed so I could pick them up after football games on Saturdays. They contained cookies and hot cocoa. And coupons for tampons, cause Mom.

omg that’s awesome! Thanks for sharing!

So, when I was in kindergarten, I wasn’t allowed to carry an umbrella on the bus.

Sweet lesbian Jesus, do I have a story for you!

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

Is that dress making anyone else want to watch Aahhh! Real Monsters?