I have decided to deal with this chaos by putting on my giraffe onesie (hood with ears/eyes/horns/neck hair included) and watching anything but cable news on tv while simultaneously drinking Diet Coke and pining away for Lemonheads. Some variation of this is my plan until I leave for Reno to be a poll watcher for…

It’s really making me question the sanity of America, and why so many people are delusional and/or immune to facts.

I fear this for my brother who got married in March and is now expecting in January. Sigh. We do not like her in my family for her high-maintenance whiny attitude. He is pretty laid back.

#TeamJess

I for one am super excited. The last season left me wanting a better ending with ASP at the helm. My mom and I have a Netflix date on November 25, and nothing can stop us!

I’m really baffled by using the Swastika as well, which makes me think this is a super fringe left group forgetting that they are not a super fringe right group.

You should go out to Nevada. I am a permanent vote-by-mail voter in California, and I am hauling ass out to Reno to be a poll watcher (I am an attorney) for the NV Dems on election day. I am legitimately concerned about voter intimidating this year in battleground states in particular — but not necessarily CA since…

I am a lawyer, and my office, we do one space.

I was at work watching (thanks boss, for letting me suck up the bandwidth with my political streaming) and did a double-take. Then I stood up and told all the women around me. Just, WTF? Sexual assault isn’t about attractiveness, it’s about power.

She is killing it.

How many of these people (1) know they can write in a name; or (2) will remember who Pence is?

This, I think. For Californians, Kamala Harris is much more well-known. There’s a familiarity about her, and if you support her, it’s very much like, “Here’s my gal, Kamala, kicking ass.” That is why I do that with Hillary as well, I think. There’s a solidarity there — she’s familiar, I agree with her, and she’s a…

Is it wrong that I seriously love me some foot massage?

I don’t comprehend the name. Why Big League? Why not just Truth Team? WHY DOES HE HAVE TO ADD ALL THESE WEIRD MODIFIERS TO THINGS?

Excuse me while I revert back to being in college.

HIS HORNS ARE TOO BIG AND ARE POINTING THE WRONG WAY. THE BEAST IS NOT A GOAT.

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Where did you go to school? And you should have left the creepy chick in the tree. Not your responsibility.

My freshman roommate at Berkeley was a hippie from Marin. She didn’t like to use deodorant and left her clothes everywhere. She didn’t wash her sheets the entire first semester. In fact, the only reason she even switched sheets the second semester was b/c her friends moved out of their dorm and gave her their…

She is ridiculously stupid. She called NATO a trade agreement tonight, too.