I just assumed he was talking about cybersex given that is probably all the ass he’s getting these days. A/S/L, ya’ll.

Today he also vetoed to diaper voucher bill for people on various welfare programs. Asshole.

I bought a pair of light grey tevas (solid, no pattern) -- AMAZING. I traversed Puerto Rico and Disney World in them and my feet did not die.

I saw Avenue Q with my parents on Broadway. Someone told me it was an adult version of Sesame Street. I did not realize it was going to be that kind of adult. Puppets performing oral sex? Oy.

Nah, I think when it comes to airplanes, there is a general consensus that food--whatever type it may be--that has a strong odor that wafts throughout the plane should be banned. I love me some Chinese food (and Indian food!), but I wouldn’t bring it on a plane. I also get pissy when people bring McDonald’s onto the…

Eh, it depends. If I have been out and about with flip flops all day, or even walking around barefoot outside, yes, I wash my feet. I am barefoot a lot -- run to the garage and to the yard without shoes -- so I will often come in and wash my feet so I don’t track on the carpet/I don’t like getting into bed with dirty…

Not so sure Trump even knows what an originalist is.

Except if that is the case, and she knows about it (hence divorce), why would she request visitation and legal custody?

If someone leaves a suitcase on the street in NYC unattended for a decent amount of time, I’d consider it abandoned, and up for grabs. I wouldn’t consider these guys thieves -- it’s not like they were trying to steal a suitcase out from under someone.

<3 Covert Affairs. I actually like her as an actress. She just needs decent material.

My former roommate did this. Her mini schnauzer lived until 17, but probably should have been let go at least two years earlier. The dog couldn’t hold her bladder/bowels, so had to be cordoned off in an area of her room. She didn’t work close to home, so she’d often come home from work and the dog had spread her feces…

I am very thankful that 95% of my organization is women, and only 2/11 people on my team are men. My team hire as a group, and we have explicitly refused to hire men who appear like they might have some of the problems these women banded together to overcome.

I don’t have kids, and I’ve never been pregnant, but it bothers me SO much when people won’t offer their seats to pregnant women or women (or men) carrying children. Or disabled or elderly people in general. It’s just so rude.

You have scarred me for life. Blur that shit.

This. I want good basics that I can dress up and have fun with when appropriate. I also don’t want bedazzled jeans and shirts, or weird patterns and slogans and images on the front of my tees, or rips in my jeans. I feel like plus size is automatically junior plus size. There’s very little in the realm of 30-something…

It’s a marshmallow! I made ‘mallows from scratch a few years back, and decided to use a giraffe cookie cutter on part of the pan.

As a housing discrimination attorney, I must concur. HOAs/condo boards are the worst. It’s a bunch of people who know nothing but think they know everything and want to control everyone around them. They also try to treat the community like their little fiefdom where the law doesn’t apply (except when it suits them).…

I would kill to experience that. KILLLLLLLL.

Here you go. This may or may not be a close family member tossing an apple pie in her face.

It must have been Opposite Day over at Breitbart. Haven’t had one of those since elementary school...