You have scarred me for life. Blur that shit.

This. I want good basics that I can dress up and have fun with when appropriate. I also don’t want bedazzled jeans and shirts, or weird patterns and slogans and images on the front of my tees, or rips in my jeans. I feel like plus size is automatically junior plus size. There’s very little in the realm of 30-something…

It’s a marshmallow! I made ‘mallows from scratch a few years back, and decided to use a giraffe cookie cutter on part of the pan.

As a housing discrimination attorney, I must concur. HOAs/condo boards are the worst. It’s a bunch of people who know nothing but think they know everything and want to control everyone around them. They also try to treat the community like their little fiefdom where the law doesn’t apply (except when it suits them).…

I would kill to experience that. KILLLLLLLL.

Here you go. This may or may not be a close family member tossing an apple pie in her face.

It must have been Opposite Day over at Breitbart. Haven’t had one of those since elementary school...

I don’t have kids, but I’m not so sure why there is an issue with a sex offender who victimized adults living near a school. Sex offender is not the same thing as a pedophile — many people on the registry target adults, and they are of no risk to children.

Can we talk about how Eric Trump looks like a vampire?

Virtual hugs for you. I’ve been here before, and it’s a good thing that you recognize what is going on. But that’s clearly not enough — you deserve to be happy and to enjoy your life. Please seek some medical care — it’ll help you get there. I spent a lot of my teen years the way you describe, and it wasn’t until my…

If they had any sliver of basis on which to make the allegations, they’re protected. She’s a public figure.

I was at Disney World a few weeks back...OMG. BACK THE FUCK UP PEOPLE. I do not like being touched by strangers when it isn’t necessary (only necessary if I am shaking hands, or seeing a band play and am huddled up against the stage).

I want to know if they drug tested him at the precinct. Only someone high as a kite would throw a bag of guns and drugs at the cops. Especially when they are already a felon.

I am so thankful my mom refused to let me pluck my brows until I was in high school, and she insisted that I go to a professional because she ruined hers and didn’t want me to ruin mine.

I’m moving on Wednesday and I feel ya. What helped me was the early packing (like you’re doing). If I could put it in a box a few weeks before I moved, did I really need it? Some of it, yes. Some of it I just wanted. Some of it, I realized was not worth taking it with me. But it sounds like you’re purging too!

I’ve been at my job for 3 years, which is pretty awesome, I guess. But really — I am almost fully packed for my move on Wednesday. I’ve also changed all the addresses on my credit cards and various other places that send me mail. I even set up the utilities to be switched to the new place. It feels good to be ahead of…

You raised an awesome kid!

It’s poor installation in a lot of cases. I’ve been to plenty places with no gaps. Also many countries with gaps. But again, I’ve also used pit toilets in Kenya and Tanzania, and cursed the world when I had the runs in Vietnam and had to use a squatter while trying not to poo on myself. I will take the gaps.

Just no.

Okay, wait! The single-stall bathrooms in a lot of places are locked, and you have to get a key or a code from staff. This is super common in downtown areas with a lot of homeless individuals (ostensibly they are trying to keep them from using the restroom and limiting it to customers). Sometimes the key requirement…