Ugh, I hate voicemails. I have to have voicemail at work b/c I get a ton of calls from possible clients (we provide free legal assistance for certain types of housing problems). For this reason, I basically refuse to answer my phone unless I know the number (which means it is a colleague inside or outside the agency,…

My favorite was Kayleigh McEnany on CNN tonight defending Trump’s decision to call HRC a bigot. It went like this:

Purses! Shoes! When I was in law school, they told us not to bring designer shoes/purses to interviews — or to even use them when we got a summer job. I thought this was absurd. We weren’t supposed to let anyone think we were rich kids or entitled or high maintenance.

Been there with the food — but MICE. I left for a month and came back from a cross-country drive ready to make dinner only to discover that mice had infested my pantry. I spent the next semester battling them. :( Sucks so much. More wine for you!

Take a look at Utah law though: http://le.utah.gov/xcode/Title76/…

I looked up the statute. I see they are trying to use language that mimics the case law on obscenity. Besides being impractical to enforce since most people get their porn online, there’s sufficient case law to suggest that it is flat out unconstitutional as a violation of the First Amendment. The Playboy SCOTUS…

Same!

I got robbed at gunpoint at 1AM in Downtown St. Louis. I was sober. My friend and I gave the guy our purses. He rifled through them, took the cash, and handled them back. Didn’t want the digital camera or anything else in there. Just the cash. It’s not traceable. The cops asked us to describe him and what happened.…

Love how she has a FASHION sponsor! As a larger lady, I am all about this. She rocks. I also like her crazy socks and patterned knee things when she competes. Totally fun.

I have had gastro issues for 20+ years. All sorts of irregular bowel movements (and what goes with that), bloating and gas. When I am stressed out, it gets particularly bad — noticeable bloat, constipation & the resulting hemorrhoids, acid reflux.

This. I don’t generally like to come off as a conspiracy theorist, but the Russia-Trump connection is a bit difficult to ignore. And why would Russian hackers hack the DNC and release the information in such a filtered way if they weren’t trying to derail the dems?

I had a number of friends who posted a similar article this past week:

My kid dream job was to be a pro bono attorney (Which I am). My current dream job is to be an attorney that gets paid to do housing policy for the government (and makes a shit ton more money that my meager salary right now).

Absolutely you can say no. You cannot be forced to testify unless a subpoena has been issued, even from a lawyer. And even then, you can request that the judge quash (make go away) the subpoena if you can show that your testimony is not relevant. The next time you get such a request, or a subpoena, talk to HR—they…

What does she do? I have a few of those. We have a new one that we have to basically give him instructions on how to do his job even though he is in a different department.

Ugh. I have to move b/c the owners want their house back (why do they need to procreate!). I live in Silicon Valley, and live on a non-profit attorney’s shitty salary. Plus, I work at a fair housing organization which means, when I look at Craigslist, all I see are places I have filed complaints against, yelled at, or…

At least it wasn’t Applebees?

Eh, we jews don’t want any part of this. We’re capable of filing our own lawsuits if we really feel like it...

why is this what appears to be corned beef sandwich not on rye? sacrilege.

Same. I can save and budget, but investments? Clueless. When I was a teen, my dad actively started learning about that stuff so they could invest for retirement, and they’ve been very successful at it, despite my parents not having college educations/working in blue collar jobs. I have asked my dad to help me out — I…