I'm a pretty hardcore sailor moon fan, and I've found Crystal to be awful, almost to the point of being unwatchable. Part of me wants to do a CinemaSins style parody series, but another part of me is so disgusted I just want to try to ignore Crystal's existence.

Yeah, my kids are going to need to play and beat at least a few of my retro games before I buy them new stuff. If I ever have kids, which I wont.

PNY Turbo 256GB USB 3.0 Flash Drive ($70) | Amazon

I was using mine at a party when it was level 37ish. Sometimes it was doing idiotic things like throwing nova bombs into walls and hitting itself. The rest of the time, it was dominating us. I had to stop using it in matches against people. I now use it to bully the CPU when I'm not otherwise using my Wii U for…

I've noticed sometimes I get free loot like custom items when my amiibo fights. Does anyone have a firm grasp on how this works? How exploitable is it?

Funny how Kotaku posts articles about how you shouldn't preorder games, then posts articles like this one.

Dr Mario: 50 Matches

Medical research. Food or housing for the poor. Education. All far better uses of money than tackling an imaginary problem that feminists are crying over.

The Collector's Edition of Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 Remix is a Square-Enix Store exclusive and costs $100, but yeah it's pretty awesome, especially that Heartless Plush. [ KHII.5HDRCE]

What the fucking fuck?! This makes me glad magazines are dying.

I'm surprised this isn't censored or some other hassle to view. I'm not upset, just surprised. Love the matching curtains and drapes with the exotic colors.

#2 Gustavus Adolphus?! Adolphus is shit! I wouldn't wipe my as with Adolphus because he's already shit! Your great people are worth far more than a pittance of influence with a city state. Boudicca is good, but she's not THAT good. Ramesses as #10 is absurd. He should at least be in the top 3.

I hate that they are slaves to 4 player games when the engine clearly supports an excess of that. Even if the 3DS can't handle it, surely the Wii U can. There's no reason not to at least allow 6-8 player games. The Wii U can support two game pads, four wii remotes, and four Gamecube controllers with the adapter,…

How much have I spent? Not a lot, given that my Wii U was a Christmas present and a lot of my games came from my work rewards catalog or cashback bonuses on my credit card. Now, if you want to know the value of the hardware and games as they were when they were purchased...

We lost Ice Climbers. We lost potential new team characters. We lost all the transforming characters. Everything I read about the 3DS tells me this game shouldn't have been dual-ported...

I had no problem finding a room full of people this past weekend. No idea what Smash will do to that...

Paying full price for this would be, well... bullshit. [Bullshit Eight Season Pack, $75]

Wii Fit Trainer

Characters missing from this list include Ice Climbers, Lucas, Snake, Mewtwo, Pichu, the Pokémon Trainer and his other two critters, Roy (also MIA in Brawl), Wolf, and Young Link (who was replaced by Toon Link a long time ago).