That was horrifying.

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

You went from a Mustang to a Camaro? Is that legal in the US?

omg

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in vacuum. Please advise.

It’s designed and engineered in Britain. It’s British. Funny how Mini doesn’t get to be British because it is owned by a German company but Lamborghini gets to be Italian when owned by the Germans and Jeep gets to be American when owned by the Italians.

Stealing this from YouTube to get stars here.

Nice. The Karma gods were with you.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

Matt, here’s a better video of the accident

My college roommate went to jail, at least I’m pretty sure that’s what happened. Why? I don’t know. I met the dude on the first day he had small dreadlock things in his hair, he seemed cool. I would see him here and there but mostly he was not around. I assumed he went home a lot. Then around October he just straight…

[INB4 POSTS OF SHITTALKING OF NMS]

I for one welcome our new conspicuously hidden wagon overlords.

(Lol I’m so getting greyed Lol)

Why buy this when you could buy it next year at CarMax the Rite Aid rack near the register for $4.99?

*sigh*

DONK DONK

Nothing racist. I never said who was stealing it,just where it was going because thats what happens down here. Dont push your racist feelings on me you dick.

Why should you only pay “a little” more? Your height is in the top 1% of human beings. And, newsflash, for every inch you are taller than average, you earn—on average—7% more over your lifetime. So take those unearned dollars and pony up for business class, jumbo.