I think that the lesson here is that the gaming community is fucking stupid in general.

No. This is a direct result of racial grievance politics, Obama, and the left. The shooter told us as much. The media has told us lies about shootings being all about crazy white people and evil cops, but that is all demonstrable bullshit. We do not have a gun problem in this country, we have a black problem. If you…

(George Costanza voice): Remember, it’s not really stealing if you don’t give it to them in the first place.

Instead they have ice girls.

Do you think ‘Bama fans will be mad about your book when someone reads it to them?

Purposely trolling a practice for a fake thing that probably won’t matter to begin with needs to be known as ‘Trumping”.

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

For all the terrible, terrible things the Jets have done to me as a fan, Rex Ryan trolling us as coach of the Bills is the most heartbreaking.

The Jets-iest story ever somehow just got even more Jets-ier

Yeah—that galls me. What the hell will that do? Is that what we should all expect, want, look for as part of the solution? Terrible line in an otherwise OK piece.

This was beautifully written, as most in the comments are saying. It breaks my heart to see “burn the stores,” though. While I obviously know that making sure no one is hurt and that changes are made are priorities number one, I’m really hoping that no one gets their life’s work burnt down again—most of these…

Is this maybe only because there are some women trying really hard to hook up with these banker types? Like it’s the holy grail because it’s going to lead to big money? I have to think there are 20-somethings in NYC who hook up in a more normal fashion. It makes me sad to think tons of women are just waiting for a…

I will invite my enemies into my home and show them how much my life is better than theirs, purely out of spite. I will offer them the finest of scotch while I dance around their son’s recent legal trouble and their daughter’s inability to keep her legs closed. I will show this man’s wife what could have been if she…

Can any craft beer fan out there find one, just one craft beer that I can drink at least 12 or sometimes 20 or so without feeling like I am trying to O.D. on antibiotics and pounds of Subway sandwich bread? I grew up on Bud products and enjoyed many of the now extinct cheap beers of the 70’s and 80’s even though the…

I know this is a touchy subject around here, but hear me out. If we make burner accounts illegal, then only the most pathetically ignorant and boring idiots will have burner accounts.

It's the 2nd Amendment, dumbass. Or the 15th in Connecticut. It's like all the rest. Same with the First Amendment which guarantees your right to sound like a moron.