Career with Dell customer service - confirmed.

I won’t believe it until Torch creates a rendering of it based on scrap pieces pulled from a GM dump and Jalopnik gets blacklisted by the GM PR department but not before Patrick crashes a camouflaged prototype into a wall in Virginia.

Want something unique for your daughter? Provided it is a daughter?

Came here for this.

Has anyone questioned Hillary yet?

I mean, we can wait a few months until the emails leak, but I feel we should probably find out more ASAP.

So basically Oppositelock with some actual organizing structure. That might work.

Why are you working for Cobra?

The next person to rent the fab-u-less Chrysler 200 I had last week will be able to see that I went to Red Robin, Cheddar's, and Carraba's, stayed at the Holiday Inn Roanoke and went back and forth to the Salem VA, city offices and police station. There, I just saved someone a whole lot of bother! If someone wants to…

Still waiting... Tell us a story about how Russia wants to know about the Dodge Dart you were assigned so you could get to the conference center in nowhere, TX! Seriously, make up a scenario. I want to hear how your boring-ass existence sounds inside your own head.

Please continue! I'm dying to hear how you have imagined pushing paper around in a Cold War era legacy job is going to attract world class spy to hack your recent history of Ramada stays and calls to your fat wife. You must be really important!

I wonder how many of those cars’ previous Homelink connections still work.

Repos are the best. A snapshot of their fall from grace - usually cash advance receipts, orders of suspension from the local DMV, back child support demand letters. And then a receipt for Rent A Wheel or a stereo shop. Priorities, people.

I don’t even like any of that info stored in my own car. After working with used cars for a while it’s amazing how much of people’s lives you can find hidden in their old car.

Don’t worry. I always take precautions.

2 am in Florida, Feds including ICE agents quietly line up outside a quiet, unassuming white import shop. They place chains on the large overhead door which are firmly attached to the back of an acquired MRAP. With a solid tug and wail from the diesel powered behemoth, it rips the entire door and parts of the wall…

COTD... please, that was well played, and it made me spit out my coffee.

Because they didn’t want to hurt Dodge’s feelings?

For the same reason they didn't include a golf cart, I suppose.

A car that is heavier and has less power than a LaFerrari?

Tesla P90D with Ludicrous Mode.