I about capped myself when it switched to the BMW commercial.

I think this qualifies as less of a "thief targeting Subarus" situation and more of an "every car in Portland is a Subaru" situation.

Makes me even more excited for Sno*Drift. They should keep the livery.

This is one of those rare case scenarios where every single one of these should be fitted with deadly Takata airbags and faulty ignition switches.

I drive a 2010 BM9 GT. It's faster than a WRX and you can fit people taller than 4 ft in the back seat. Win win!

My friend's grandfather has one... I've never heard a better sound.

Take all of my money.

Sounds like he's compensating his mileage like he compensates his size. Measure, then multiply by 3.

3 Day class at Dirtfish Rally School. I find it hard to top.

At least the haven't put the new Southwest livery on that one yet.

Yeah Matt, I gotta message you about Sno*Drift. Expect something from me within the next few days! #LLFO

Reading this while wearing my OG Brakim Racing Live Life Flat Out shirt. Bunch of great guys.

On another side note- Richard Rawlings should be executed in front of his loved ones. That man ruins cars.

Rally driver Nick Roberts drives a V10 Touareg as his recce car. It's got A/T tires and some beefy skid plates. Sounds like a dream.

2010-2012 Subaru Legacy GT. Only ~1700 made between the 3 years, only about 400 in "Limited" trim. Modified WRX motor making more hp and tq due to equal length headers, paired to a six speed manual and Bilstein struts.

Wait so since it's been burned out, doesn't that qualify it as a supercar?

As far as I'm concerned, anything that doesn't try to kill you every time you let off in a turn isn't a Porsche. But god damn I'd drive the piss out of that thing; forget showroom condition, it's a rally car- it needs to be rolled.

Is that Wall-E?

This would've been a great punishment for Tony Stewart.

Kids at my school are all given cars by their parents. Granted they're not $50k cars, but none of them have jobs and in my opinion are detrimental to society. I've been saving since I was 10 to buy the car I wanted. Between what I had accumulated and working 30 hours a week on top of school (eventually becoming head…