I guess he should have considered the Cubs’ offer a bit more carefully.

More time.

Maybe Bank of America should build some fucking solar panels instead of pissing away what economic future we may have left.

The Nazis would like you to step into the traincar right over there. Better not offer any “static resistance.” And the cop should be fired because he’s a piece of shit, duh.

Another double standard finally starting to be shattered?

She’s a fucking hack.

They should have totally babied him and not let him play any of the preseason. That way he could have got blown up on the fourth drive of the regular season instead.

Going to have to step it up a notch, RGMe.

Religion of peace, ladies and gentlemen.

Maybe Huckabee fucks ten-year-olds all the time and doesn’t realise how utterly horrible and wrong it actually is.

Some sort of souvenir is OK, like a shirt or something, but trophies are for winners.

Dude, you kind of suck.

This is an excellent idea and should absolutely happen. In every sport.

I’d put the steroids back into baseball.

Didn’t this chick wait nearly a month before reporting anything to the police?

“These days, between Apple, Google, Amazon and cable streaming services there’s really not many excuses left for not being able to pay for a show.”

Do they still pay the 76ers? I can't name any of the players on that team.