That middle shot screams “last known photo.”

Pretty sure it’s been made clear that nothing about this baseball team is PC.

I left my kitchen to comment on this thread

I can’t with these promposals. It’s fucking ridiculous. Too much pressure on a boy to come up with something over the top; too much pressure for a girl to accept a date she might not want because some guy has put in a lot of effort. Awkward phone calls are sweet. Getting a note passed in class asking you to prom is…

Can we just reprogram them with a software script?

The only tradition there is to celebrate in whiteness (as opposed to various specific ethnicities/nationalities/localities including those you mentioned) is the tradition of maintaining dominance in society based on skin color, and oppressing other races. Hence the fact that celebrating said whiteness would be racist.…

He’ll address America’s issue with obesity by passing the “Fatty Fatty 2x4 Can’t Fit Through The Kitchen Door” act of 2016

I build really tall walls with my Legos all the time. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

“I’m a great Finder, excellent Keeper. Greatest in the world. I have best Keepers in New York! Cruz, he’s a loser, a weeper. That’s not what we need.”

I can’t wait for President Trump to break out the “whoever smelt it, dealt it” argument when discussing pollution at the G20.

As a woman, can the government PLEASE stop “protecting” me from things like people using the bathroom and access to reproductive healthcare? I’m good, thanks.

His heart is big.

“Because she has probably been aborted,”

Why do you think we haven’t had a woman as president yet?” First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton asked her guest over their lunch at the White House in 1995.

Breaking News: 35% think KFC’s Colonel Sanders is a high ranking member of the U.S. military.

plus

So, this isn’t a mural from the Pawnee, IN courthouse?

It’s like a man trying to imitate a woman’s voice and failing in some basic way.

What’s the big deal about staying on topic? Do you think that ISIS worries about staying on topic when they’re planning attacks against the Statue of Liberty? Does that great statue not say, ‘give us your tired’? I’ll give you the facts: Americans are tired. Tired of government interference in their healthcare.…

Maybe they just planned to buy an elevator in Britain?