I didn't hear "no trans chicks" ;) Come here tiger, I'll be the skinny, white, virginous, dick mongering, career-driven, childless mother figure of your dreams.

Hans Christian Andersen was my favorite when I was a child, I remember crying over The Little Match Girl. China's got good taste, his stories are so much better without being Disneyfied.

A good portion of your life is NOT over if you are only 26. Things will get better. Please make it a priority to see a counselor. Talking it out will help. Hugs!

"Metro Police" makes no sense — 'Metro' is a newspaper here. The Metropolitan Police is always just the Met.

Have we really come to a place where this is a LifeHack?

http://shouldireadthedailymail.com/

But I sleep in the same bed with a full-grown adult husband who twitches in his sleep. Is he, in reality, a cute baby puppy?

'Looks like Star Trek' would be reason enough for me to wear it. EVERY DAY.