1. Dry Dock Vanilla Porter

You totally screwed the pooch with the Left Hand by not going nitro. They basically don't even sell it in it's non-nitro format here in Colorado anymore. The nitro essentially turns it into a beer milkshake. Pretty damn yummy.

A great stout is a little slice of heaven, and I agree that the versatility of the genre is quite impressive. Ska Brewing has a molé stout that is absolutely phenomenal.

Well duh.

Based on this photo alone... yes, fuck him very much.

The superstar ingredient in Chex Mix is the rye chip not the bagel chip (surely we are talking about the commercial variety of Chex Mix and not the homemade crap your Aunt Petunia makes?), and the rye chip is quite possibly one of the greatest and most flavorful pieces of snack glory in all the land. Chex Mix wins…

Gluten free? Fuck me. Couldn't it at least have been weed brownies? I'm disappointed in my fellow Coloradans.

I used to play Game of War and I can totally believe that they are flush with enough money to pay a lady who's flush with boob meat. The game is built to steal your dough. It gives you a taste of being a fun game until you realize that without using in-game purchases you will always get piss pounded by the numerous…

I credit this beer with blowing open my thinking about beer. Or to put it more simply, it took beer from lone distinction of "method to get drunk", into "this shit's delicious and gets me drunk!"

This is one of the best shows on TV, and I'm so glad that Comedy Central brought it back. Plus it taught me about nature's pocket!

SNPA will never be my first choice for a beer when given a plethora of options, but I am always thankful when it is the lone non-macro brew at some shithole dive bar. I'll also take it over most Sam Adams brews (although I am always thankful for Sam Adams at crappy chain restaurants). It is a good standby, you know…

Did Goatse design this thing?

Pumpkin beer is great. Like anything else that gets too popular too fast, there is gonna be backlash. Also, there are always going to be be people who don't like certain flavors. It's a given. I'm happy for the variety of pumpkin beers available. Uinta's Punk'n and New Belgium's Pumpkick are two nice ones that…