And he’s right. I can’t stand those Hamptinoites. And I absolutely hate the name “Barefoot Contessa”

Pioneer Woman. Because pioneers lived in massive Log Cabin Mansions with indoor plumbing and electricity, and got their food from the supermarket.
If a show dares call herself Pioneer woman, she better be trapping and hunting and cleaning her own food, and cooking it over open flame outdoors.

I would just feel sorry for that person reading such a long shitty book about a philosophy that is just absolutely terrible.

Exactly. I switched to a safety razor a year ago, and I have knicked myself less in that year, even while learning to use it, then I would do in a week with a crappy mach 3 which just clogged, and left me with a 5 o’clock shadow.
Looking back, I can’t believe how much money I wasted on disposable cartridges over a 20…

Call me crazy, but if I pay 60 to 70 dollars for a game, I shouldn’t have to pay for anything extra. I should be able to unlock things by performing tasks in the game.

Awesome. I did this pretty much the exact same way without anyone ever showing me how. This video makes me glad that I was doing it the right way.

I think that the funniest part of The Game was the fact that some of these guys who were being called world class pick-up artists, and teaching others The Game had never even gotten to first base yet. They were the modern equivalent of The Geek (Anthony Michael hall) in Sixteen Candles.

Take one Rooster, blend until smooth.

Couldn’t they just take a billion dollars and use it to hire game developers to make their own crappy mobile games?

Jailbroken phones have been able to do much of this for ages.

Building hype too early only means that it will fade by the time the actual thing happens. Also applies to this ridiculously long election cycle.

He’s got that shit on signs in Times Square. I’m sure he doesn’t own it. He wasn’t even smart enough to buy the URL for his restaurant before it opened.

Flavortown? Doesn’t Guy Fieri own that word?

Just get a basic cheapo lamp holder, a cheap extension cord, and then cut the female end off of the cord. Strip the wire, and connect to the positive and negative screws on the lamp holder. Wrap the base with a bunch of electrical tape so you aren’t at risk of touching any exposed wires. Put in an LED and you are…

If you are using a candle, cutting from the bottom has another added benefit. When you cut from the top, a candle tends to dry out the pumpkin, shrinking the flesh. A top cut pumpkin will then have a top that falls inside the pumpkin.

I’ve heard that smokin’ banana peels is so mellow. It’s so mellow.

I’ve done this with toothpicks where I’m not filling the entire hole. I am simply making the hole a bit smaller, so the threads on the screw can grab.

I use Trader Joe’s powdered detergent. It has no scent, and is environmentally friendly. Also, you should use half the amount of detergent that they recommend. Too much detergent makes your clothes and towels get funky. I also just add a scoop of baking soda and a cup of vinegar to every load of laundry when I add the…

Wait, so now the term for any “non-white” person is “diverse”?

Yama means mountain in Japanese, so Mt. Midoriyama is redundant. Either call it Midoriyama, or Mt. Midori.