Yeah, she’s a legend and a great talent, but I’m not going to kiss her ass. Although, to be honest, I’d probably be afraid to yell at her. I suspect she has a powerful death stare and I’m a coward.

How bizarre. I don’t worship people - their talents, maybe- but not them.

I was able to play the waiting game that day, and ended up with two tickets for me and my mom’s Christmas present. She’ll have to fly across the country for the show, but I figured the resale value would be worth the small risk that she couldn’t come. I asked her if she wanted to be surprised early since I didn’t have…

I’m sorry to be that person, but I don’t get it. I don’t get why everybody is in love with Adèle. Her last song is so... bland. I mean, she is funny in interviews, what I know of her doesn’t annoy the hell out of me, but that’s about it.

Well, I peed on two sticks just this week and apparently I’m pregnant, so I can give you a little insight. Both tests worked just fine. I started with the super cheap one (it was like 3 bucks) and got two lines. The trouble with this was that it didn’t tell me what week I was in, just that I was pregnant. Since I’m a…

THANK YOU for promoting this movie! It is so amazing and awesome in every way. My mom and I watch it every year, and I'm planning to bring my daughter into the sacred circle when she gets older. It truly is an underrated classic. I especially like the feud between Felix the chef and John's crotchety housekeeper. It's…

Dennis Morgan, who plays Jefferson Jones, is fucking hot.

This is one Christmas movie I watch every year... I’m happy to see it featured here, because no one I’ve mentioned it to has ever heard of it.

Sorry Lindsay Lohan, Serena wins this round of best quotation of Maya Angelou.

Kids aren't born like this. You make them like this.

:0 I didn’t know that about his daughter. There has to be some German word for that level or irony tinged with sadness tinged with wtf.

He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.

Ok, this may be hokey, but looking at Amy Schumer’s photo really did make me feel empowered and beautiful. My body doesn’t look so different from her body there, but when I’ve seen her in clothes she’s always seemed really beautiful, which makes me feel like all those mornings I’ve spent staring at myself thinking I…

Oh no! Now you are out of the grays! You are dangerously close to being shot down!

Very discreet. Well played :)

Yea, follow your doc’s/OB’s orders to the letter. No lifting or any of that unless it’s been specifically ok’ed. Don’t be impatient thinking you’re superhuman.

Apropos of nothing, I prefer “‘cause” to “‘cos.”

This really goes to show that you’re either pro-choice, or you’re pro-illegal/unsafe abortion. I read that somewhere (possibly from another Jezebel commenter) and it has stuck with me ever since.

She’s in the right business.