Rhesus, like the monkey?

BRIDGE TOO FAR.

I hate showering so much. Can we bring this back please? Think about it before you say no, guys. Progress isn’t good for everything.

Wish you’d said “bow WOW was that a fun start”.

My favorite fictional female friends are Anne Shirley and Diana Barry. And not just because I’m from/live on Prince Edward Island. It’s just a wonderful close bond between two people who were meant to be close. And also as close to a romantic notion the author could write about in her day. A longed for closeness,…

My absolute favorite is Daria and Jane. To be weird and different and okay, to be allowed to be negative, to wander aimlessly around town and go and eat shitty pizza.

The things I do for you people. :P

Opens article.

honestly WHAT ARE THE CHANCES they finally found another use for this wig

It sounds great, but I’m really curious as to how exactly it gets implemented. I mean, most of the food that is getting tossed is presumably produce, so are food banks going to be suddenly receiving massive amounts of almost-expired vegetables and fruit, and are they equipped to handle that?

Not knocking the idea at…

You know I’m torn on this! As a woman and person of color it’s great for ME. I mean how nice will it be to just be handed a high paying writers gig without doing any work at all or having any talent, you know? I could call up a few late night shows and have a job tomorrow, no resume or writing samples required!

I had my first epidural 12 years ago and I still think of the person that inserted it with fondness and awe.

I was induced at 42 weeks (he was not interested in coming out I guess, I have a sweet cozy uterus). So I didn’t have cervadil (I don’t think). I went in at 9 and around 10:30am they gave me the pitocin. Well it made me throw up. It was funny, my sister came to move my shoes and I vomited just straight in her hair.…

Fuck her. Honest Toddler Forever.

Yeah or like a joke or riddle. Something to make us laugh as we’re wondering how at 32, we could let another pair of underwear and jeans get stained.

Also, unless there is an empty seat between you, NEVER push up the dividing armrest. It is down for a reason- my space on this side, your space on that side. This is a sacred and powerful divider. Even if parts of you are spilling under it and squeezing against my thighs, I can pretend that it impossible because the…

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

Michigan apparently has a form of indeterminate sentencing where the legislature sets a maximum sentence and a judge sets a minimum sentence. When the convicted person reaches the minimum sentence he’s allowed to go in front of a parole board to ask for release on parole, but must serve at least the minimum.