His Klump work was groundbreaking. We wouldn’t have the Madea Cinematic Universe without it.

God... Remember when he almost won an Oscar, and everyone was sure he was a lock? Real rough. But still, Oscar or no Oscar, you can’t deny he’s a major tour de force in Norbit.

You mean, this interview? Where he tears himself down? This one?

The fact that Eddie is vaguely embarrassed by it does make me feel better about him, though.

I can picture the young Eddie telling the old Eddie to have a coke and a smile and shut the F up.

it hasn’t aged well across the board, but Raw is still the best recorded stand up set i’ve ever seen.

Raw is funny as fuck and some great Goddamn comedy, misogyny and homophobia be damned. And since the worst thing Eddie ever did (that I know of, anyway) was give a ride and possibly accept (pay for?) a beej from a trans-person, it still holds up better than, say Bill Cosby: Himself.

I audibly cackled at the first excerpt. Because I’ve found most of her snark funny. Sure she’s still a member of the 1%, but at least she’s trying to do something with some of that money. I say when it’s time to eat the rich, we give this one a pass. I’m confident she can learn to live with less.

I live around the corner from a gym, with the rowing machines, treadmills, bikes, elliptical and climbing machines facing the glass window to the sidewalk and street. I often feel smug walking or biking past. One day I noticed someone had chalked a message on the pavement in front of the window facing the gym people:…

Say what you will about Bethenny, she is actually making shit happen. I’ll never forget that dinner with her fellow charity people she took drunk AF Dorinda to hahah.

Cycling into nowhere, so much fun.

This sounds like it was long before she was seriously famous, when she was a popular dancer/stripper with a big booty. There are plenty of “men’s” magazines that have photographs of strippers and models. The spreads are more along of the lines of playboy. King Magazine and Mixed Magazine are examples. The…

I know y’all like to give Cardi shit for going after that other stripper and Nikki but you have to admit she is honest and open. She doesn’t have an issue speaking her mind and her heart is truly in the right place. She isn’t perfect enough to be some feminist “woke” hero but she speaks up. She is right about the…

No one ever mentions these shoes:

I’ll always prefer ambitious bad ideas over recycled ones. I probably wouldn’t have LIKED Lucas’ sequel trilogy, but I’d have probably enjoyed and respected it more than what we’re getting from Abrams.

This article doesn’t even touch on why the creation of the labradoodle was a problem aside from the usual “they’re being bred by people just in it for the money” issue of dog breeding.

I’m the first to criticize George Lucas for the subpar prequels, but the excerpt from Bob Iger’s book addresses the narrative and the visuals, and he nailed The Force Awakens to a T.

I know quite a few people with doodles. They all spent over $1000 for what is basically a boutique mutt. They’re great dogs but highly overpriced. I have a shelter “doodle” that is 75% lab and 25% poodle. I’d take him over a legit bred doodle any day. His curly poodle hair goes down his spine so it’s not visible…

My god I loved this dumb game. And the final puzzle was particularly satisfying. You can see a whole pile of bells in the goose’s home turf at the beginning of the game, so when it asks you to take another bell all the way back to the start, it painted a picture of how cyclical this particular goose’s assholery is.

That 6 page report detailing the abuse Ryan Phillipe’s ex suffered at his hands is a real doozy, I feel like it warrant some it’s own article on Jez not just a mention on MWM (I understand why it’s on MWM though).