MGS V as the best, MGS V as the worst, and MGS V as the weirdest.

If you've played the rest of the series then you've basically experienced whatever Veronica had to offer. It's the first RE game I just couldn't bring myself to finish, despite being a massive fan of RE's 1 through 3.

There's something darkly comedic about the writer for a Call of Duty: Black Ops videogame trying to pass himself off as an 80's Rambo in real life.

Here's the attention you're looking for.

Counterpoint: The few staff writers of note have left years ago and the ones who remain can find freelance or staff positions elsewhere.

Gawker is like the incredibly narcissistic and toxic friend you're forced to ditch once you've graduated college. The type where it's only after you're free of them that you realize how draining they really were. Sure, they were fun and you shared some niche interests, but … uhhhhh maybe I'm oversharing.

NNNOOOOOO!!!! Not in my safe space they're not!

You could argue that, but that wouldn't mean Scientology is not detestable. Scientology still takes money from the poor, setting them up for a lifetime of indentured servitude. An organized religion's market size and makeup doesn't excuse its actions.

My fifth grade teacher was arrested for distributing child porn. He was the 'cool' teacher, too. Showed Looney Toon's before class started and made funny jokes. The victim was a kid the next county over so nobody knew what was going on. I felt so bad for his wife who worked at the school. Gotta teach kids to never…

Yikes, thanks for the warning. Kara is the Jordan Sargent of Jezebel. It still irks me that she and everyone else on staff were completely silent after Dodai Stewart's being forced out was handled.

It's miles above the original trailer. Leslie Jones even had a joke that was legit funny! Not even sarcastic. The Ghostbusters logo with boobs? That's a joke! It was even funny, too!

That's the saddest Secret Service agent I've ever seen.

I've been binge watching the last three seasons and it's beginning to get clearer and clearer that each character's arch could've been summed up in a single episode per season. They've just been chopping them and spreading them out over 12 episodes so you get 1/12th of a serving and be left still hungry by the end of…

The book is a work of fiction. It's weird seeing it mentioned as a true story, but it isn't.

TruMotion is perfect for when you want to turn Star Wars into an episode of Doctor Who. Darth Vader magically turns into a nerd wearing shitty BluBlocker sunglasses and a flimsy black plastic mask.

On the plus side: Coca-Cola with actual cocaine. I've always wondered what the buzz on that would be like. How tasty of a hit is 1/400 of a grain of cocaine per ounce of syrup anyway?

::Does GIS for "Positive Pregnancy Test The Hedgehog"::

The world needs more movies like Theodore Rex. A buddy cop picture starring Whoopi Goldberg as a cyborg opposite an animatronic dinosaur. What do you need, a road map?

Bass drops? Main theme played as lonely piano notes? I wasn't expecting to be blown away, but I didn't expect to be so … blahhed.

Holy shit, you're not actually trolling!