"Are you a spoiled, rich brat?

I get it!

It's the weirdest, creepiest feeling too. Just now I found a wall of text message a complete and total stranger sent me two years ago about something he was furious with me about. Whatever it was about, the character count was at least 1000 words. Hopefully he gets some sense of closure with the simple "LOL" I replied…

Maybe write it yourself and pitch it to them as a freelancer? The internet is yours.

Pam Grier. The only woman who could take on Blacula and live to tell the tale.
We need more Pam Grier is what I'm saying.

Fair enough, but that liberal bias wasn't entirely missed or taken as gospel as you seem to imply. Fantastic Four's "your generation can fix it" was taken as a bland call to action meant to move the plot along, not as a call to action for the audience itself. It was shitty storytelling, but not propaganda.

Check out Lucky Ducky over here. Wish I had the mental energy to trek across the web in the middle of a workday to complain about lamestream liberal media bias to total strangers. Pffffttt …

Damn straight. When a film doesn't work you're given the opportunity to look at it and piece together just what went wrong. "Two years ago, I think I saw a grand total of two films, both of them very bad, but very healthy because only from bad films I could learn." Werner Herzog.

I really wish there was a way to get the unreleased footage that was shown in the trailers released to the public. There are scenes so obviously stitched together that it's more like an alien autopsy hoax than a movie. It has more value as a teaching tool than as a piece of entertainment. Just spectacularly wrong in…

The Terry Gross interview with him was just pathetic. Who doesn't get along with Terry Gross? What are you even trying to prove by being an asshole with her, anyway?

Seriously, the WSJ did a story about how video game music is keeping the symphony business afloat.

A director trying to get his way is also how The Phantom Menace was made. And Lady in the Water. And possibly the Matrix sequels. Plus countless other dreck churned out by self-indulgent directors who've found themselves in a position where for the first time in their careers nobody will utter the word "NO".

As a presumed Lizard-man Annunaki, why aren't you coming up with a viable replacement for Speaker of the House?

Cough up the homework, nerd, before I pound you. That Large Hadron Collider isn't going to work itself.

Oh God, the internet is evolving!!!!

Whenever somebody vindictively shits all over something that I love for no reason other than to make themselves look better, it always forces me to reflect on P&T's episode shitting on the Dalai Lama, Mother Theresa, and Gandhi for not being 100% flawless.

An ashen and sullen Colin Quinn ambles to the podium.

Fez playing someone's police lieutenant supervisor did force me into a quick google search to check if maybe there's some other Wilmer Valderrama slumming around Hollywood. Nope, it's the same Wilmer that creeps around disney starlets before their use-by date.

I'm not a huge Rifftrax fan, but I'll die on their hill solely for their handling of the Ice Cream Bunny. I will die on that hill, sir.