Hey, here's some attention. Enjoy.

I'd like to believe there's a computer virus that mutated in YouTube's cloud server and is just pumping out swarms of bots to invade other comment sections. Nobody can be that pathetic, that desperate to have their voice heard that they would spend their free time arguing and complaining on the internet.

Up-voted for the sheer audacity of claiming to employ children at the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory.

Now that you mention it, it does seem intentional that the Sugar Ray song starts on the shot from the movie's ending where the entire universe is annihilated by an explosion.

With all fairness to the bloated corpse that NBC has become, the robot swarms of Twitter are showing major purchasing power growth in the next five years.They're upending all the paradigms in this bitch, brah.

The goldmine for me has always been the story of Alice and Kev.
It's a Sims 3 game with A drunken, insane father Kev and his daughter, Alice, a good-natured loser as they try to maintain their dignity despite being homeless. Yeah, start out as an entertaining joke, but Kev's breakdown is just so … human.

It's a must see if you need to shock your system in order for the Zoloft to kick in. No better way out of depression than through.

Oh boy, this shit again …

Born, raised, and unfortunately graduated from a Florida university.
Fuck that fucking state. It's the promised land for the released felons and mentally unsound bastards stupid enough to cobble together enough scratch for a greyhound ticket.

Oh god, I think I got that joke. Now I'm sad.

We can do anything, just look at us!
Playing rock and roll and riding the small bus!

So if Interstellar is a success, then there's hope for the stuck in development hell adaptations of The Forever War and Sirens of Titan? Right? Right?
::crickets::

Whoo!!! Just bought tickets for the showing at DC's Smithsonian Space Museum!! And it's starts…Tuesday November 4th? What the hell?

Yesterday I finally moxied up the courage to begin an application to a graduate film program I've always thought was hopeless to apply to. It doesn't sound impressive, but I realized that I'd never forgive myself if I didn't at least fail at doing something I love than to merely survive wondering what might have been.

Hey, that's no way to talk about a Pulitzer Prize winning author! Cormac McCarthy has deigned us worthy of receiving his pre-workshop material here, Don't rock the boat, man.

I went in blind, but knew that the book had a big reveal at the end. At the beginning I thought the big reveal was that Nick actually killed his wife, but I knew there was no way Fincher would be involved in a movie that one-note and obvious.

Upvoted for referencing Middle Knowledge, the clunkiest answer to the question of free will.

My unit was one of the first to return to Ft. Lewis, WA in '03 since most of the other units that first deployed were from Texas. A month later and who's the guy with a full back 'O.I.F. '03' tattoo and harassing waitresses at the local Olive Garden complaining he deserves better service because he's a "War Hero"? The…

Burrows directed the pilots/first episodes for Shit My Dad Says, Frasier, Cheers, Friends, and Big Bang Theory? Along with Taxi, Mary Tyler Moore, and Ab Fab?

All those squares were just marks. Rubes. It'd be a crime not to take 'em for all they got.
Common thought of a random moron who's been serving time since he became an adult. What's sad is when you hear that line of bullshit from anyone outside of Wall Street, a reelection campaign office, or a prison.