While I also think Buck and Aikman got stuck on that too hard, especially since it was a 10 point game, there would have been something inherently funny if the Saints somehow lost the game because of that penalty.

+1 grave mismatch

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+1. After I stopped laughing, I began to think about it. It's actually a form of Legal Positivism. Oliver Wendell Holmes famously wrote that the law is what judges say it is. Bears feel identically about their place in the world.

Hockey can be wildly successful in warm-weather cities (yes, even Arizona).

Matthew Stafford is actually a good QB who would have won a Super Bowl by now on a competent team.