I see you have a more substantial argument going on here. I disagree in general and I also think you are making a lot of assumptions. For instance, you believe that developers are entitled to profit from their labor. That is a valid opinion (Locke’s Labor Theory of Property, and others), but it is not universal, so…

It’s not hard to deny that copyright infringement is not stealing, at least for people who know what stealing means.

TL;DR: You want Valve to gamify your video game backlog. Lol :)

Inputs suck on modern rigs over USB. Direct to CPU controller inputs on a real NES are the only way to get the real deal.

I don’t know the story but does it involve crystals and unlocking new jobs?

My grandma crocheted me an afghan blanket but it was full of holes :(

I vaguely remember it was supposed to be seven parts

Yes, your generation had all the advantages and is still terrible. You’re the new baby-boomers, kids.

So the other things in the special edition are free?

I might have been tempted if it were available, but I’m fine with my smartphone in my lap/table.

I love when people say, “it’s not rocket science” even when they are clearly wrong.

Bring me a King’s Field sequel!

Best Buy exclusive pre-orders will receive the Aeris Down materia.

You could have just said “big phones”...you enjoyed writing phablet!

It was $10 last week for Amazon hard copy.

Americans are too dumb to get different box art obviously. They’d be like “they both say Mario Maker, but it’s different than the case, what do I do?’

Earthbound was also full of weirdos, including a cult... Also a tripping segment including psychedelic colors and hallucinating in the woods.

I don’t think it works like that unfortunately :/

Instant regret.