It was a few things, but basically yeah. RS published an article, a whole slew of things happened that should have set off alarm bells in their mind, but instead of retracting it, or even just letting it be, they doubled down, republished it, and started telling every media outfit who would listen how totally true the…

The Gawker award was excessive and likely would not have stood up on appeal had they not settled, but having a snippet of your sex tape published on the internet seems like a pretty harrowing experience to me. There is a lot that is enraging about how Gawker was destroyed by a vengeful billionaire, but it doesn’t…

Chicago has reinstated Prima Nocta for Theo. Most Cub fan bachelors are okay with that.

no, i wasnt. if i wanted to diss her, i would have. why is that so hard to believe? if you dont see the resemblance, thats one thing, but don’t presume to tell me what i think and why i do what i do.

i am pointing out her resemblance to a celebrity...anything else you think is happening may have come with you, deb.

It’s kind of like the well-intentioned but stupid people who think that unpasteurized milk is a gift of the health gods and everybody should drink it at every opportunity. There was recently a case in our area of a woman who served it to a school sports team, and half the kids got sick from it. Look, big dairy is a…

The only reason they’re sending her to jail is that she refused to sign for 3 years probation. She could easily have done this and avoided jail time, but she chose to complain about the unfairness of the FDA instead. Perhaps she should visit her friends at the Bundy Ranch when she gets out.

I mean, we have food safety laws for a reason. Food safety laws are why the people who make your food have to wash their hands after they poo. Or, remember how entire families have dropped dead of botulism because of improperly canned tomato sauce?

You’re saying the sushi I was about to order from Craiglist might not be healthy?

She was offered a plea bargain that did not include jail time. It seems that she’s a super-good decision maker.

Jesus Christ. Does she remember banging Hack Wilson after a heavy night of drinking and doing the Charleston?

This was better.

This is probably the best ursine sports championship ever.

Hot (Joking) Take: Cavs and LeBron’s fault for mocking the Warriors.

It’s actually pretty easy to explain. Between 2012 and 2013, US population went up by about 3 million people. 1/3 of that went to the 10 largest metro areas. 2/3 went to other metropolitan areas. 35000 people went to towns with fewer than 50000 people and rural areas lost 8000 people. Basically, lots of people want to…

Do people ask their fleshlights or vibes if they are okay with penetration? If not, the question has already been answered.

This. This made me cry like a child.

I developed a stomach ailment over the last 3 innings that will probably kill me.

Andy Reid reaching into his pants to pull out his red challenge dildo

I’d be okay if the NFL threw dildos instead of flags from now on.