“Does it make for a cool design? Not really!” also accurate for the new Deadspin merch

Only one of them has to sell shirts to compensate for his non-guaranteed contract and shorter average career, not to mention likely long-term neurological damage.

I made Drew Magary choose writing

Not sure what your point is. Broken Flowers was awesome.

Life aquatic is among the top 5 movies ever made, in my book. Right up there with 5th element and Guardians of the Galaxy.

Coincidentally, my book sales are not so hot. But it’s all factual, i’m sure of it.

I also love him in moonrise kingdom

I’ll get you out of the greys. You need to be publicly shamed.

Last time Bill was a part of a historical sporting event, Daffy Duck was there. Guess what happened then? Yeah, earth was saved

In time that humans have set, which isn’t real

My scenarios probably not gonna happen, and we’ll probably have to settle for one PH appearance. But man I love watching him hit. He’s like a fat puma waiting to pounce on a bad pitch.

The last Aryans to abruptly announce their retirement was Totenkopf at Kursk in 1943.

Just behind “Getting hit by a bus”

Part 1: “There is no reason why every state should have equal representation in the Senate. Rhode Island should not have the same senatorial power as California.”

Apparently, many commenters have made that same choice... I thought this was basic level understanding of our system of government...

If you think Wyoming is filled with “Bumbledicks” don’t worry, your vote is already made useless by the other locals in your state.

Counterpoint: yes, the electoral college IS “largely based on population” exactly as I mentioned in my post.

This is the correct comment. It’s like HamNo either a) chose not to think critically or b) remember 6th grade civics that discussed why the government was set up as it is.

“we base those electoral college votes on states, rather than on population”

And before we went out to the bars in River North we would all tie onions to our belts, which was the style at the time.

“This has been another edition of Sour Grapes Theater, brought to you by Chopped Liver brand geriatric supplements...Is your mee-maw getting her RDA of anti-schlerotic coagulents in her catfood as she shuffles off this mortal coil?”