Have you actually read anything on the Kane trial? He was clearly falsely accused. He had the fucking DA going after him and they found nothing on him, plus the whole falsifying evidence thing... Chapman wasn’t even on the Cubs when he pulled that shit. Sounds like you were never that involved in Chicago sports in…

I think it was inbetween. I’m sure Doe was under the influence of alcohol [but not pass-out/black-out/slurring/stumbling drunk] and/or weed and coke (they were partying, after all); I suspect she agreed to group sex, and the next day finally put the pieces together that Rose didn’t give a shit about her and basically…

One one hand, I feel like this is just another case of a high profile celebrity getting the silky glove of money justice.

On the other, I can see why someone like him can be a target of “we had a wild night of multiple partner sex and now you owe me everything or I’m calling the rape dogs on you”

I stand corrected. I did not realize this detail. But note that the majority of the shares and board seats are not publicly traded and remain with a single family. It is still a family-owned company that has put a minority equity stake up as stock to raise outside capital. It’s not like there is a full board elected…

Ya, fuck that whole innocent until proven guilty thing, ammirite?

Can someone please explain to me how/why Marlins Man Fan keeps moving seats behind home plate?

Yes. Because we all know that if there is one way you would prefer to watch football, it would be in GIF form

YEAH WHAT’S WITH WRITING ABOUT THESE WINNING TEAMS WHEN THEIR PLAYERS DO GOOD STUFF?!?!?! STUPID BIASED LIBERAL LAMESTREAM MEDIA FORCING THEIR STUPID NARRATIVE THAT GOOD PLAYS MADE BY GOOD PLAYERS THAT MAKE THEIR TEAM WIN ARE SOMETHING PEOPLE WANT TO READ ABOUT, GOD.

Joe Maddon trying to suppress a shit-eating grin is fantastic. 

So throwing away long-respected journalistic principles, whereby people may tell you things they otherwise wouldn’t/couldn’t in exchange for confidentiality, is OK as long as you don’t like the guy? We’ve become a nation entirely overtaken by feelings.

But seriously, the DH sucks. Pitchers hitting should be cherished, whether they’re Cubs or Colon.

Your ability to predict the future intrigues me. Give me a call.

I like a lot of what you write. This - the idea that everyone who holds differing political views than your own should be shunned/punished, coupled with the assertion that one of the nation’s most accomplished, and beloved, jurists is “dumb” for not agreeing with you - this is not your finest hour.

Yeah how dare she ever be friends with someone with a differing viewpoint! We should personally hate conservatives and not just disagree with their views!

That, or some people can put aside political beliefs when establishing friendships, either staying away from that boundary or knowing what buttons not to push. Obama and Tom Coburn, for example.

It would be difficult to agree more. Love the hell out of that movie.

This could be the funniest documentary ever, and your time would still be better spent watching Stop Making Sense, which is just a fucking masterpiece.

As a fan of that other Chicago team, I can not support any of this. This team deserves to win and they probably have the best chance to, but you can not give these fans something to brag about. It can not happen. You think Cardinal fans are bad? Wait until Cubs fans finally taste success, it will consume us all,…

“Inadvertently ingest cocaine while kissing a woman solicited for sex on Craigslist the night before the olympic trials..” - also Rob Ford’s Make-a-Wish request.

Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”