It’s terrifying that if this man had just a CURSORY sense of self-awareness he’d probably be elected president. Don’t even stop lying or talking about the wall or NATO or outsourcing or crooked Hillary. Just avoid half the irrelevant self-indulgent impulsive own-foot-shooting fuck-ups. Talk about how awesome you are…

Trump’s plan is to murder Pence if he gets elected so he can replace him with Ivanka. Until then, he needs him alive.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

If you don’t want people trying to discern how your personal background has informed your writing, you can always make the decision to not put your products out there for sale.

For one, we learned that Ferrante’s collection of “autobiographical” essays coming out next month should be labeled as fiction, at least partially.

You may think so, I may even think so...but I doubt any prosecutor in the country would bring a case (though I could see trying for misdemeanor assault if they were trying to make a name for themself) because getting twelve people to agree --what it takes to convict -- is just implausible. Look at the comment section…

He wasn’t “beaten to a bloody pulp”. He was punched in the face a few times and it opened him up. That is the risk you take when you assault someone.

I think the pie in the face is a punchable offense.

Zero - Because when some nut job comes up on you from behind, yells at you while shoving you in the face (even with a pie) - you are allowed to fight back against that assault

Maybe because she’s trigger happy and incompetent, too.

As someone who’s done some moderation...that attitude is as flawed as it gets.

i get that Kevin Johnson is kinda a dick, but why are the words “self-defense” or “in retaliation to” not anywhere in this piece? it wasn’t an unprovoked, random attack.

The movies about this campaign will be amazing.

Why does it keep getting reported? Because stories like this get mouse clicks.

I, for one, wouldn’t mind seeing Mika-1 and Mika-2 make out.

The “ika” from “Mika” and one of the “z”s from “Brzezinski” are both from the same person, Brendan. That’s no celeb couple portmanteaux. That’s Mika dating herself.

Hillary’s vagina does not giver her immunity to the scandals she is neck-deep in.

Only mentioned it because of all the people here that actually think she “hi-jacked their speech” like was mentioned in the article. She can’t hi-jack a speech that was obviously meant for her.

It was a scripted segment.

Julian Edelman was born in 1986.