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the delayed "ohhhs" are the best.

I cured myself. I was a lifelong self manicurist until four years ago when I was sitting at an airport, took a chunk out of nail and said, "That's not a nail." I took out a front tooth down to the gum. $1,000 out of pocket later, I got a fake that's expected to last, oh, five years. Use a nail clipper, kids, and…

Lightning management may have gotten the short end of the stick, but their equipment manager got the end of the short sticks.

"Something called the Tampa Bay Lightning trade the entire City of St. Louis to someone called The New York Rangers."

The reaction among sports fans in Tampa: "Well that's sad and all, but is this Tanaka guy really worth 150-something million dollars?"

'Martin Brodeur asks out of New Jersey'

He had to sit in uniform and barely move for a few hours, eh? And no skating was required... and he wasn't signed to a pro contract prior to this game.
As someone who is awaiting a lung transplant and on oxygen 24/7, it is somehow empowering to know that I am qualified and capable of being a back-up NHL goaltender.

The cold dead stare of a lifelong Buffalo sports fan.

This guy's just trying to get someone to notice he's choking on a hot dog.

Amazing.

Worse than this?

At least it's not this:

I believe you mean to say: who is favoured.

21 Girls, No Cups

What do the Vancouver Canucks have to do with any of this???

Are you kidding? She's 22 but looks like a 35 yr old waitress at Chili's.

So she's quickly adapted from being visibly disappointed and disgusted, to throwing in the towel, giving up, and faking satisfaction. That's nothing new. Every woman I've ever slept with does that.

I was at Harvard when Secretary Duncan was. He not only had game, he had style. Played the city game, Chicago style, with a lot of flair. Not the stereotypical white guy jump shooter.

I guess he taught the other players a lesson.