this pun will go criminally underrated.

I’d totally watch a show where you solved auto-related mysteries. Call it Encyclopedia Brown Manual Wagon.

Jean Ralphio’s right about you.

It is beautiful 

Somehow it looks like the BMW Z3. The slashes on the hood remind me of the Z3's sides.

I feel like these comments are the equivalent of the fugly dudes saying they’d never bang the hot blonde model on tv.

Only in the US would a car being a manual act as a security device!

I’d have gone with purloined, but pilfered works.

He should look at the nearest fuel stations - odds are they’re an Oregonian and haven’t figured out how to use the gas pump yet.

I am that older brother, and I am stoked.

Chinese Democracy isn’t that bad, Better and If The World are excellent. The thing is it not a Guns & Roses album, it is an Axl Rose Band album.

Everybody’s older brother is going to be stoked.

Fuck that Baby Boomer for screwing up the economy and creating a terrible situation to be starting his life in.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

Nobody put anything up. I live here and I know what sign it was. These days, those ads are just a vinyl “wrap.” They removed the current advertisement, and this was, apparently, what was last painted on the sign. They painted it black a few hours after it was uncovered, but that was long enough for tons of people to…

The Dream of the 90s lives on...in teal. Make it so, Number One.

And it’s not like a Probe would be completely unreasonable; just take the current Focus platform, make a coupe body for it, and paint it teal.

Given the wear in the top right of the ad, it does appear to be old (who knew billboards worked like that? Or I guess it could be a shop).