You kiss your stride mother with that mouth?

Man's a goddamn national treasure.

I remember when McHale used to be in Burger King ads… probably around the time he did the IT Crowd pilot.

Does he do a business?

You want ants, Internet? This is how you get ants!

The Iceman cumeth.

Ice Town Costs Ice Clown his Town Crown.

I could've sworn this was once a Law & Order spinoff.

Just a theory but I think it's the same person and she's using one of those names as a pseudonym for when she has to work on abysmal tripe like Stalker.

That's The Following's Shawn Ashmore to you.

She's got the hot parents blues.

Exactly. She might not have been completely truthful about her ordeal but she did (at least in my view) prove that she is as apt a storyteller as most writers working in Hollywood today. It would be a shame to have that talent ignored in favor of some Rolling Stone explainer that would have never even happened without…

I stated this elsewhere in the comments - I'm really disappointed that the filmmakers are choosing the Rolling Stone version over Zola's version as source material.

Right?

I heard Franco is reprising his role in Spring Breakers for this. I have to say, I'm a little disappointed that they chose to use the Rolling Stone version as source material. Fuck accuracy because seriously, who exactly is going to see this looking for an accurate account instead of a grindhouse style exxageration?…

SHOULDA LEFT HIS ASS ON MARS!

I'm the most casual of Rihanna fans and in the past, I've gone as far as criticizing her singing voice as grating but this album pretty much has me eating my words. Definitely give it a listen.

Is this the one about Nathan Rabin's last day at the Dissolve?

Yeah, I'm not getting that vibe either. Maybe the drums on a few of the songs but I've heard those drums on everything from Purity Ring to James Blake so I'm not sure I should even attribute exclusively to trap music.

Yeah, this album is making me think about checking out her older albums. I've never been a fan either beyond a few singles. I suspect a lot of my enjoyment of these new songs probably has to do with the production that seems to fit her like a glove and the time it took to put this out.