There's NO LIMIT to his douchbaggery.

He also sometimes goes by the Pee'd Piper.

There should also be a Newswire about Stacy Dash's new turd sandwich appearance on Fox & Friends this morning defending the Oscars just so I have an excuse to use my "Stacy Dash is so clueless" pun.

Agreed on Bourne and Domino. Not the best examples for the guy to use to illustrate his point.

Could there be a take-down notice in this video's future?

Starring Jai Courtney

I'll take whatever I can get at this point.

My stuff is getting zero upvotes today. It's gotta be disqus, right?

He was perfectly cast in that one Dave Chapelle sketch but other than that, I've got nothing.

I don't even own a Hamilton.

The gentrification is coming from inside the house.

Lee then ends by emitting a Michael Jackson-esque falsetto “Hee-hee-hee,” which is how you know he was in a pretty good mood.

There's enough of a resemblance and I'm sure she'll do a great job but seriously, Lawrence should think about mixing in some roles where she's maybe a slightly less immovable force than usual.

Part of my kind of agrees with OG Aunt Viv.

"Hey guys, the suits don't have a lot of confidence in police procedural show idea #1989238 because it has a minority character as lead so let's fuse it with this pointless Nancy Drew reboot."

*Emma Stone walks in.*

Can I just paint my pants on? I flushed mine down the toilet after hearing the news.

Actually it did or perhaps I'm mistaking Univision for the other major Spanish language network we get down here in Dallas.

Esteban Colberto, eres tu?

I'm calling dibs on the Dawes newswire.