Just have Ben Carson debate the Ancient Aliens guy for an hour.

Fucking for cake.

"I once had sex with Eartha Kitt on an airplane bathroom" - Ben Carson.

Everybody knows Ben Carson was born to guest star on Truth Be Told.

Well, typing fart into google translate returned "pet." How was I supposed to work with that?

Not a fan of the Ed Hardy underwear line, I presume.

Season 2 begins with her getting the word "damaged" tattooed across her forehead.

SICK TATS, BRA!

le fart.

Cancel each other out?

Being the anti-vaxxer queen-mother really took a toll on her sex symbol status.

An ex-conmedy, if you will. I know you will.

I remember in the premiere John mentioning that he did time for attempted murder and the whole "didn't try hard enough," answer he gives Marcus. That might be connected to the elderly guy.

The constant reminders is definitely an African parent thing. Everything about this episode resonated with me. It's stuff I've often thought about now that I'm an adult so seeing someone put my thoughts on screen like that was great.

Damn gamergaters need to pull your pants up and stop with the having of the babies and the hippity-hop. I'm Bill Cosby. You can reach me through my social media team.

It was easily the best line reading in the history of the show.

I've raised issue with the generic Bill Burr hate here before. Something about him just makes the av club set want to jump to conclusions.

Michael Ian Black's tweet on this made me laugh:

I can't remember where I read/heard it but someone said he is basically on an extended book tour and it kinda makes sense. I think the same description could be applied to Ted Cruz.

Have we already forgotten about this treasure: