The third-place spot goes to Fleetwood Mac, which is odd because Fleetwood Mac is a band, not a woman…

More and more songs about masturbating. This is becoming quite the trend.

I'm thrilled as well and cautiously optimistic that he doesn't end up like David Gordon Green when Hollywood came calling.

Also, I plumb the depths of the ocean every time I see Anne Hathaway.

I'm happy to see Shane Carruth doing more work. I read the script for A Topiary and I'm still holding on to hope that it eventually gets made into a movie.

Twitter has finally entered its we're bored so lets just fuck with the users we already have phase.

Young kids seem to also like her stuff. The other day (a day after the video premiered, I think) there was a "vevochallenge" topic trending on Twitter and it was almost all just teens going on about how she beat the vevo record for most views and did it with just her voice, beating out other teen faves like Bieber and…

Good thing I brought my wall-scaling gear to work today.

Apparently I need to be watching this show like now because that quote paired with the model at the bottom of the site's homepage is possibly the funniest thing I'll see all week. Even out of context.

Rubio mistook him for a baby oil container and then things got really weird.

Well, work filters blocked the url anyway and I'm guessing those blocks are logged so I expect armed guards to come banging at my desk any minute now.

Fact: Hitler would've been too busy trying to break Mein Kampf into 140 character chunks to ever have gotten around to doing anything else.

Is this SFW? Asking for myself.

But did you inspect the lossless compression levels?

Balls or the old, time-tested, bump of cocaine before interview.

Welp, the spambots are already coming out in favor of Lovato.

We're not saying we're seeking legal counsel because that would totally be not a chill thing to do. Be glad we're so chill, Demi Lovato.

It's always sandwiches with you guys.

Also Olivia Wilde.

This show made me a shipper before I even knew that was a thing. Then I did and I felt so, so ashamed.