Goodwill Hunting

That contract should probably include a clause on optimal tip-to-tip efficiency.

Stars! There's just like us!

Did the study factor in how many episodes in each show's season?

Jamie Kennedy waits by his phone.

Go on.

Dr. Dre skated not so much for his fame at the time but because the victim was a black woman. Not trying to stir the pot or anything.

They're counting on Jesus to do that thing with them that he did with the five loaves of bread.

Our long national nightmare [that we'd always forget the second we woke up anyway] is over.

I'm guessing the voters chose anarchy instead. That's awesome.

If perhaps as part of the initiation, Cameron also had to cover himself in green body paint and prance around naked, then maybe all will be forgiven.

Forcing The A.V. Club to confront a new, terrifying reality where we actually kind of agree with One Million Moms on something…

You could even say O'Neal just got…
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wasted.

#AskTrump

Nobody on the show is.

What the ka-fuck?

I've been trying to pitch Backdoor Man to networks but no takers yet. Perhaps I should try Cinemax.

Hey, if their childhood didn't want to get raped by the Point Blank remake maybe it shouldn't have been dressed so provocatively.

I'm not proud of the upvote I just gave you.

I'm assuming just going off this trailer that ringleader dude calls our main guy Utah because he grew up mormon and also I'm guessing that at some point during this film, those two end up making sweet, sweet love to each other atop a dirt bike.