As the GOP base has demonstrated, all you need to do is be white, and repugnant to liberals.

He’s a perfect Trumplican!

A medal? Are you kidding me?! 

Yep. His supporters don’t give a fuck; if anything his rapey behavior towards women is a bonus feature.

Pity he’s not a Democrat, then there would at least be a chance he’d have to resign. As it stands, I’m sure he’s in line for a GOP medal or something.

Ted Cruise is another I saw that had me laughing my ass off. 

I mean, it’s ted cruz, a literal tapeworm that just fell out of donald trump’s asshole after four years.

Kittens notoriously vote Democrat.

I am so confused. Ted Cruz is evil, but he’s not stupid. And this is just so obviously the absolute last thing someone in his position should be doing during a historic disaster in his home state.

As a very cold and mildly hungry Dallasite, I’ll say that Cruz being out of the country is not not helpful.

I mean, he’s definitely stupid.

I liked my life a little better a few minutes ago when I didn’t know who these people are.

You would think that someone who travels around in a private jet could pay for their own legal defense. 

Wannabe dissident and coup cosplayer Jenna Ryan, who notoriously took a private jet to the insurrection, has been stripped of her PayPal account, which she had been her primary source of legal defense funding

Yes, he was born without a spine or moral fiber - thus, a natural Republican.

Is Lakynn really any worse than McKinli? Is this like a genetic thing? Or did one of her ancestors lose their soul in a cursed spelling bee?

refusal to receive covid 19 vaccine guarantees the covid virus will continue to survive and circulate, which means mask wearing, social distancing, restrictions on public events and gatherings will continue.  How in the FUCK do these people NOT realize they are the hosts keeping the virus going? 

She is “sickened” by human trafficking but not kids in cages (on Trump’s orders)? Those are some Olympic-level mental gymnastics.

I *need* Michelle Obama’s outfit.

It’s hard to believe that it’s finally here. Like a giant, greasy and bloated weight has been lifted.