Way to bury the lede...TLC is touring?!

The throw that got Maybin to third was worse than the throw that got him home.

“Tonight’s Orlando City-San Jose MLS match is the first major sporting event in that city...” FTFY

Is this site just going to continue this pendantic, trite, and generally lazy Cardinal hating all season? Just kidding...I click on these posts from 4 devices just to generate hits. Fuck the Cardinals. And Joe Buck. And the Cardinals. But Joe Buck, too.

Game 5 tipped at 9:00 EST. The “chase” was over by 10:57 EST. Ain’t no way home team is treating the 405 as a school zone and listening to the end of the game.

He’s been great at Michigan State, but I’m not so sure the skills will transfer.

More Wine Champagne of Beers than Gold

“...the fact that they have evolved God designed them to be constantly moving...” FTFY

Shut up

+1 cry for help

I prefer to get my hot back-then-ain’t-so-great takes from someone whose name doesn’t suggest they receive handies from Mr. Met.

I gave you a star before I even clicked the Dinosaur link. Excellent work.

Zero. The answer is zero. That is all. Zero.

Choot em

Certainly illustrates the diversity of the word. Money well spent.

*comparatively

Did you take it to CarMax in the snow? Or is that tomorrow’s “article”?

Well, I think the answer is clear....Hollywood must pay her actors a living wage so they aren’t forced to have second and third jobs. And Uber must pay a living wage, so it’s drivers aren’t forced to become actors. And restaurants much pay a living wage so it’s servers aren’t forced to drive for Uber. Or, you now, the…

Solved it.

+1 big stick