I love Jimmy Fallon, so haters to the left.

I put in my headphones, forgetting that I had Pandora on. I was very confused for a second why this video would be soundtracked by Nirvana's "Rape Me."

Thank you.

I went to middle school with all of those people... I.... wow.... It's hard to remember them as anything but 13-year-olds.

Chris Benz is amazing! I am friends with his little brother. What a great family.

I WISH shrooms tasted like semen....

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Nooo! There are so many good ones! Total Recall has to be my favorite, though.

Ensign was afraid he prematurely shot his wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so he's afraid he has something of a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter on his hands

Don't forget about the $169 fee!

I can't sing the praises enough: ladies only gyms. It's the best thing ever.

This is satire, right? right?

At least it stopped raining... for now...

Oh, god. Does this mean you like Brenda from Six Feet Under?

Yeah. Dude lives in an original Frank Lloyd Wright house. To be fair, I was so hungover Wednesday that I called in sick for work, so I think that's the best APD present I could ever receive.

I mean, it was just the receiving of a bill. I felt like a stripper. Even a $10 gift card would have been much better.

My COO gave me a card with a $10 bill in it. Is it just me, or is that kind of tasteless?

I've had this window open on my work computer for 5 days