So does this tumblr:

Bingo.

I had something similar happen to me. The kid was pressured into inviting me by his parents, but god I should have saved face and not gone at all.

Oh My God watch Welcome to the Dollhouse after middle school. I just saw it this year, and it definitely resonated but I can't imagine how my small flame of optimism during that time would have been quelled by that movie. Middle school is literally the worst time in most people's lives (especially us counter culture…

I even saved the tag for that necklace and returned it to Bloomingdale's the next day. That saved an extra $60. :)

Grand Total: Less than $200. For everything. Suck it, rich girls.

This was the natural evolution after 'Hook Up Culture.' Us 20-somethings became too saturated with sex. I for one don't mind it.

He's 5'5", so not the tallest guy, and definitely shorter than Tina Fey. Regardless, they create unbearably cute spawn.

Oh, thank god Mark Kirk. I still don't know how you got elected, but thank you for that vote.

ANTM winner season.... something!

The reason uncircumcised men dislike their foreskin is because they have been culturally trained to favor the look of a penis that is not even natural. If more parents made the choice not to circumcise their sons, then the stigmatization would subside. I think the whole thing is fucked up.

ugh, thank you. I have such a foreskin fetish. Men and women need to get on board.

I've always been a firm believer in the legs/cuteness ratio

no no, that's calvin!

And somehow she finds a way to stay humble.

I've heard some pretty scary stories about Mirena, but that is the case for any type of birth control. This one is just different because it is so difficult to go off of.

That was never the case, as far as I can tell. It's not recommended for 20-somethings who don't have a monogamous sexual partner, but I know plenty of women my age that have it.

I am the same way with hormones, but let me make a case for the plastic IUD. I have one right now. I will be honest, it hurt a lot to put it in and I bled and cramped pretty consistently for a few months. But now, I LOVE IT SO FREAKING MUCH. Most women stop menstruating after 3 months (as I have) and I don't have to…

this.

lol i wish.